INSERT MEETING
Upload a meeting recording and discover
how much corporate speak was used
DRAG & DROP
or click to select file
MP4 / WebM / MOV / MP3 / WAV
Your video never leaves this device
Privacy & Data
- 100% Local Processing - All video/audio analysis happens entirely in your browser using AI that runs on your device.
- Nothing Uploaded - Your files are never sent to any server. Zero. Zilch. Nada.
- No Data Collection - We don't collect, store, or transmit any data about you or your meetings.
- No Cookies or Tracking - No analytics, no fingerprinting, no third-party scripts watching you.
- Local Storage Only - High scores (just your 3-letter name + score) are stored in your browser's local storage. That's it.
- Open Processing - Once you close or refresh the page, your video and transcript are gone from memory.
This is a satirical tool for entertainment. Have fun responsibly!
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